What is the definition of Generous Computing?

Generous computing, my friend, is like when your laptop decides to share its processing power with you in such a generous way that it becomes a personal assistant, but instead of making your life easier, it just keeps your screen glitchy and your Wi-Fi connection at bay. It's like asking a self-driving car to drop off groceries but expecting it to also deliver a bouquet of flowers, complete with an over-the-top bouquet of technical jargon.

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Example sentence: "After my computer decided to be generous, it now charges me $20 for just the ability to open a new browser tab."